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Turning MUSIC Into MEDICINE -- Frog & Feather Music: Songs

Model Number 3038

(copyright 1982, C. Gagnon)
Song theme -- Robot love

I picked her out from the catalog
A blue-eyed blond I liked what I saw
She was solid state the latest design
An electronic lover one-of-a-kind.

The instructions said she was ecstasy
And all her parts are under warranty
She'll run forever on two batteries
My satisfaction was guaranteed.

Chorus:
Model Number 3038
An automatic robot mate
Number 3038
She never suffers from headaches.

I took her home to my bungalow
I flipped her switch and she said hello
She took my hand and pulled me down
Next thing I knew we were fooling around.

Bridge:
And though she may be made
From tiny transistors
It makes no difference
'Cause I just can't resist her.

Chorus:
Repeat

She always does the right thing
Will treat you like a king
Just ask and you shall receive
She does anything.

Chorus:
Repeat