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Turning MUSIC Into MEDICINE -- Frog & Feather Music: Songs

Asphalt Wheeler

(copyright 1986, C. Gagnon / B. Lachenmyer)
Song theme -- 4 x 4 chrome

It's payday again at the factory
Most of us really need every single penny.
Not that kid the young one over there
He's got money to burn it's just not fair.

Every week when he gets his check
He saves a couple of bucks and spends the rest of it.
A new chrome roll bar, a new set of locking hubs
He spends his money on the pickup truck he loves.

Chorus:
He's an Asphalt Wheeler
He loves his four-by-four.
Asphalt Wheeler
What's he have that truck for?
His truck has never seen
The dirt or crossed a stream.
Asphalt Wheeler
He likes his wheeler clean.

Dust and dirt are his enemies
Soap and Turtle Wax are his best buddies.
His truck is strictly a street machine
He won't drive it without a high gloss sheen.

Chorus:
Repeat

Bridge:
His big pickup truck sure is a pretty thing
But what's a truck good for
If you treat it like a diamond ring?

Chorus:
Repeat